hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.
And if that wifi doesn’t work
Momma will destroy the fucking earth
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consulting-detective-with-a-box:
Harry Potter characters in Doctor Who.
(or Doctor Who characters in Harry Potter).
UK, ladies and gentlemen.
You forgot:
And that is only New Who. There are a ton from Classic Who as well.
also you forgot
Reasons I love the British Entertainment Industry
I need to watch Dr. Who.
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don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
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“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
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one time in my english class the teacher gave us a written assignment to basically explain how the book we were reading ended and this one kid just wrote “with a period” and he got full credit
my english teacher told a story once how he told the class to wrote a 5 paragraph essay on a brick and a student wrote “5 paragraph essay” and taped it to the brick and he got full credit and the teacher still has this brick
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“incorrect email or password”
which one you horrid cunt
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imagine getting on a plane, all disgruntled because you have a long flight, and you sit down and you’re about to close your eyes and hope you can nap through some of it and then the guy in the seat in front of you whips around and stares at you and it’s fucking misha collins with his fucking aviators
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my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
so many things about this post confuse me
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the parents from Easy A are essentially what’ll happen when people from tumblr start procreating
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